Tuesday, December 06, 2005

Vampire Hours

I was cleared to drive, so I asked my doctor about getting out and about. I am still being advised to stay away from crowds and sick people. (Yet, I have to go to the hospital almost every week. Isn’t that where a large concentration of sick people congregate?) Until otherwise released, I have resigned myself to what I call vampire hours. If there is an errand to run, I do it after midnight. I figure there are fewer people out at that hour of the night. It has been very interesting to see what goes on in my community during the third shift.

I headed to Wal-Mart the first time I ventured out after midnight, but even after midnight the parking lot was full. Last time I was in Wal-Mart it was before school started. It was like going to the United Nations. There were multiple nationalities (and languages) fighting to get notebooks and pencils. I am not sure who is in Wal-Mart at the midnight hour, but the thought of catching a virus from another country crossed my mind, so I drove on.

I drove by Kroger grocery after midnight and there were no cars in the parking lot. I figured it was safe enough. I went in and there was no one in the store. I guess I have missed being out and about. I went up and down every row. It reminded me of when I returned from Korea. I was pretty busy with speaking engagements when I got back to the USA and I had not gone to a grocery store until after I enrolled in seminary. I went to get a quick couple of things at the store, but after two years away for the US and with a VERY limited selection of food for two years, I was in the store for about six hours. Talk about your reverse culture shock.

Now, if I could find an all night barber…